Sexy Pirate Costumes
Argh, mateys. It never seems to end, does it? You work hard in the galley day after day for a crew that doesn’t stop to give you a single bell of their time and a captain that is just as mean a sea dog as any you have ever seen before. It is time to remind that man that you are not just the galley wench, not just a lowly crew member; after all, you are in fact the second in command. It is time to haul out the sexy pirate costume and give him an eyeful just before you give him an earful about how things have been running aboard this here vessel for far too long now!
Start with something a little more dramatic than your average pirate wear, after all a sexy pirate costume has to have far more appeal and more punch to it. Make your sexy pirate costume just a little shorter, a little flashier (and fleshier) and a little tighter. Make the colors a little bolder and a little brighter. Make the accessories a little bit more daring. Everything should be just a little more, like a regular costume with the volume turned way up.
But, don’t forget that a sexy pirate costume still has to manage to be sexy- so it should fit in a flattering way without creating major problems. For instance, if you are grabbing the hottest costume but not paying attention to the size, you could end up looking like Sausage Sue, the Sailing Hotlink rather than a sexy pirate. If your costume is squeezing stuff into new and interesting (but not attractive) shapes, it is the wrong size and it is going to fail miserably in the sexy department in the long run.
One of the best in the world of the sexy pirate costume comes as a skirt with an asymmetrical hem line, slashed fairly high along one thigh and then diagonally draping across the other, white blouse that you can button or unbutton to your own tastes and a saucy vest with gold button trim. The benefit of the look is simple- you can control just how sexy you let it get and that in turn gives you more confidence.
Your sexy pirate costume can have pants, a dress or a skirt- it is your choice of course. The better you feel about what you are wearing, the sexier it will be- confident pirates are sexy pirates!
